Friday 27 March 2015

Bookstall is on today March 28th

   There might be a bit of rain around lunchtime, so wear a coat to the market today. Lots of new stuff including a batch of Phillips de Pury catalogues covering Contemporary Art, Design, and Photography. I've got about 150 to bring to the stall over the coming weeks so exploit me. They're all only two quid each - bargain.

   As an incentive, the first person who says the following sentence will be able to pick two catalogues of his/her choice for free. This week it's David Cameron's go-to phrase which he uses repeatedly, over and over again, until you've lost all sense of what he was trying to avoid saying:

                 "Blah blah blah, the butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker, blah blah blah.

   Repeatedly. One time, he managed to squeeze three trebles into the one sentence. Never mind trying to follow the individual point, the whole subject of the interview had passed from one's memory.

   It's simple. I've more clothing including Sinstar t-shirts and sweatshirts. See you soon, Andrew.

Friday 20 March 2015

Bookstall is on today March 21st

   After yesterday's eclipse non-event, you can look forward to coming down to the bookstall for another varied selection of art books and catalogues. I'm also expanding the clothing on offer so be sure to have a look. Remember, you're in a market, it's not a race, take your time to find art that you like, not just art you're supposed to like.

   As an incentive, the first person to repeat the following will be able to select two free art catalogues of his/her choice. There's also a bonus one if you can deliver it a la The Flying Lizards:

                                   "The best things in life are free
                                     But you can give them to the birds and bees
                                     I want Monet
                                    That's what I want. That's what I want. That's what I want."


    You may have to google flying lizards money if you're not of a certain age. See you, Andrew.

Friday 13 March 2015

Bookstall is on today March 14th

   Well, there's the threat of the odd shower but overall it should be a dry day, fingers crossed. Lots of new stuff on the stall and I've got clothing as well (I picked some clobber up at auction this week). More cigar boxes and the free box will be prominant so you don't even have to buy anything. Still, if you don't come down to the stall you'll miss out.

   As an incentive, the first person to say the following will be entitled to pick two free art auction catalogues of his/her choice:

                      "People wearing Hollister t-shirts. I just don't get it. What are they trying to say?

   If you can say it with a look of bemusement on your face all the better, you might get a bonus. It's not like the graphics are very good.  Every time I see one it puts me in a bad mood. Dickheads.

   See you at the market. Andrew.

Friday 6 March 2015

Bookstall is on today March 7th

   Well it looks like Spring has sprung. The forecast is for a nice day so you've no excuses for not coming down to the stall. Lots of goodies to find new homes for, especially yours. More quality art books and catalogues, cigar boxes, and I've a few mens and womens jackets as well.

   As an incentive, the firest person to repeat the following will be able to pick two free art catalogues of his/her choice:
                               "I can't believe it's forty years since Born to Run came out!"

   You can also use this line to start a conversation with your dad! See you soon. Haere ra, Andrew.